Ballad of the Errant Scallop is an unreleased song by the Mountain Goats. John Darnielle uploaded it to his YouTube account on September 28, 2020.
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I bought it on impulse at my favorite store It shows the kinds of fish you can get at a sushi bar Except for the scallops Why's it missing the scallops? Anti scallop guild
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